So, i'm a tea drinker now, going on a fortnight; drank coffee for thirty years. I never really liked the bitter taste of coffee, actually; i liked what i put in it: milk, sugar, and vanilla flavoring; liquid ice cream with a kick.
I wonder if tea drinking will make me a different person, i AM using words like "fortnight", after all; so, obviously i'm reading Jane Austen.
Coffee is John Wayne, tea is Ricky Gervais; i'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. I guess that expression came about when people started using wood floors in homes, there's nothing like a wood floor to resonate the sound of a dropped shoe or boot.
That thing about red meat being next to go is an inside joke that no one is in on. The thing is, i have a lot of customers in the cattle industry, i wonder if i should be writing stuff like that, it might upset them. But if i'm not going to write things that might upset people, i have nothing to write about. Anyway, beef, i can take it or leave it, but to me the only good steak is a piece of meat loaded with fat; it's the fat that i like, not the meat, just like my coffee. This year i've had lean beef on three occasions, when there's been nothing else to eat, i just don't see the point of lean beef and i'm not going to eat all that fat either, when i actually prefer chicken.
Don't pay any attention to me, it's the tea talking.
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